Burning Oil Air Freshener
These do not actually smell like burning oil! Soak up that delicious project car smell. The perfect compliment to that old shit box that leaves a puddle wherever you park it. The scent is actually "new car smell".
Have you ever taken a moment to pray before you tried to start up your shitbox? This keychain is for you 3" hard enamel brass keychain featuring the car guy's prayer.
Beater License Plate Frame
This chrome license plate frame says it all! Let them know that your beater is not only old, but also slow as molasses. Fits standard North American license plate spacing. Top bolts mounting only, hardware not included.
Lubrication Technologies Nalgene
After years of R&D at Speed Parts Lubrication Technologies, we have finally released our proprietary liquid container. Suggested use: 10W30 motor oil, but you can really fill it with anything, even water! 1000ml (maple syrup) or 32oz (freedom units)
Please don't sue us, Mr. Ford. 11oz ceramic mug with screen printed graphic on one side.