Beater License Plate Frame
This chrome license plate frame says it all! Let them know that your beater is not only old, but also slow as molasses. Fits standard North American license plate spacing. Top bolts mounting only, hardware not included.
Lubrication Technologies Nalgene
After years of R&D at Speed Parts Lubrication Technologies, we have finally released our proprietary liquid container. Suggested use: 10W30 motor oil, but you can really fill it with anything, even water! 1000ml (maple syrup) or 32oz (freedom units)
If the Craigslist experience were a t-shirt, this would be it. Designed in collaboration with our friend Keenan Kosolowski Printed on 100% cotton Gildan shirt, fits like a fucking box, just how we like it. True to size.
Burning Oil Air Freshener
These do not actually smell like burning oil! Soak up that delicious project car smell. The perfect compliment to that old shit box that leaves a puddle wherever you park it. The scent is actually "new car smell".
Check Engine Light Lapel Pin
If you aren't tired of looking at it on your dash, you can now wear your check engine light on your favourite hat or jacket. .75" brass lapel pin with rubber backing.
Take This Job & Shove It! Bumper Sticker
An ode to the late, great Johnny Paycheck. This 12x3" bumper sticker is printed on holographic prism vinyl, and will last a heck of a long time on your car or truck.
"The Club" T-Shirt
There is no finer device for automobile security. Backed by science. Back and breast 100% cotton print t-shirt with printed inner tag. Comes with a couple cool Club stickers as well. Please don't sue us Club people!